老师问道：“班克·希尔是什么？”
这位学生想了半天，然后回答：“一个飞机场？”
老师说：“不对！ 那是一场战役！”她有点生气了，不过她还是尽量克制住了。随后，她问道：“谁是美国的第一任总统？”
聪明人生 第七章（3）
这位学生冥思苦想了好久以后，却依然沉默不语。看到这种情景，老师非常生气，大声喊道：“乔治·华盛顿！”学生站了起来，开始走回自己的座位。
老师说：“回来！我没叫你回去！”
这位学生说：“哦，对不起！ 我还以为你叫下一位同学呢！”
Who Is George Washington
A teacher was asking a student a lot of question； but the student couldn’t answer any of them。 The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy question so that he could get a few right。
“What was Banker Hill？” She said。
The student thought for some time and then answered；“an airport？”
“No； it Was a battle；” the teacher said。 She wag getting a little angry now； but she was trying not to show it。 Then she asked；“Who was the first President of the United States？”
The student thought for a long time； but didn’t say anything。 Then the teacher got very angry and shouted；“George Washington！” The student got up and began to walk towards his seat。
“e back！” the teacher said；“I didn’t tell you’re to go。”
“Oh； I’m sorry；” the student said；“I thought you called the next student。”
农业部的回信
一个养鸡专业户发现她的鸡群出现了一些问题， 因此她给农业部写了这样一封信：
“我的鸡出毛病了。每天清晨，当我走出去时，我就会看到两、三只鸡直挺挺地躺在地上，浑身冰冷、僵硬、两脚朝天。您能不能告诉我这是怎么回事呀？”
过了一小段时间，她收到了农业部的回信，内容如下：
“亲爱的夫人，您的鸡死了。”
The Reply Letter of the Department
of Agriculture
A chicken fancier had some difficulty with her flock and wrote the following letter to the Department of Agriculture：
“Something is wrong with my chickens。 Every morning when I e out I find two or three lying on the ground cold and stiff with their feet in the air。 Can you tell me what is the matter？”
After a little while she received the following letter from the Department：
“Dear Madam； Your chickens are dead。”
一个聪明的男孩
母亲说：“宝贝，太晚了，不要看电视了，否则明天上学会迟到的。”
儿子说：“妈妈，假如你还看电视，明天上班也会迟到的。”
母亲说：“假如明天早上我起不来了，我可以请病假。”
儿子说：“我也可以请病假，因为妈妈生病了，我要在家照顾她。”
A Clever Boy
Mother： It’s too late； darling。 Stop watching TV or you’ll be late for school tomorrow morning。
Son： If you keep watching it； you’ll be late for work； too。
Mother： But I can ask for a sick leave if I can’t get up early tomorrow。
Son： And I can ask for leave； too。 Because my mother is ill； and I must take good care of her。
强悍的教师
我的一位做教师的朋友背部受了伤，不得不在上身穿上了石膏罩。开学的第一天，他的石膏罩还穿在身上。他被分派去教学校最不守纪律的班级。他信心十足地走进乱哄哄的教室，把窗子尽可能开得大些。正在这时，一阵强风把他的领带吹得飘了起来。为了固定领带，他拿起黑板擦，透过领带，把一个大头钉砸入胸膛。
在那个学期里，在他课上的学生们一直是安安静静的。
A Tough Teacher
A school teacher friend of mine in jurred his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body。 On his first day of the term； still with the cast under his shirt； he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class。 Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom； he opened the window as wide as possible。 Just then； a strong breeze made his tie flap。 Trying to fix the tie； he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest。
He had no trouble with discipline that term。
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