Death； over which the light of the lamp wavered pleasantly。 I remembered that
Olive had rendered Satan with great enthusiasm； whose story was spun
entirely by the dearly departed storyteller。 I’d started the tree whose leaves
were drawn by all of us who came to the coffeehouse that night。 We came up
with the story as well。 So it was with Red； too： Some red ink had splattered
onto a page and the stingy storyteller asked if we could make a picture of it。
We dribbled some more red ink onto the page； then each of us sketched the
image of something red in a corner and told the story of his image so the
storyteller might recount it。 Olive made this exquisite horse here—praised be
his talent—and I think it was Butterfly who drew the melancholy woman。 Just
then Butterfly removed the dagger from my throat and told Black that； yes； he
now remembered how he’d drawn the woman。 We all contributed to the gold
coin in the bazaar； and Olive； a descendant of Kalenderis himself； drew the two
dervishes。 The sect of the Kalenderis is based on buggering young boys and
begging and their sheikh； Evhad…üd Dini Kirmani wrote the sect’s sacred book
250 years ago； revealing in verse that he’d seen God’s perfection manifested in
beautiful faces。
I asked the forgiveness of my master artist brethren for the disheveled state
of our house； offering the excuse that we’d been caught unprepared； and I told
them how sorry I was that we could offer them neither fragrant coffee nor
sweet oranges because my wife was still asleep in the inner room。 I said this so
they wouldn’t barge in there and I wouldn’t have to wreak bloody havoc upon
them when they didn’t find what they were looking for among the canvas；
drawstring cloth； summer sashes of Indian silk and fine muslin； Persian prints
and dolmans in the baskets and trunks they eagerly rummaged through； under
the carpets and cushions； among the illuminated pages I’d prepared for
various books； and within the pages of bound volumes。
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Nevertheless； I must confess that it gave me a certain pleasure to behave as
if I were afraid of them。 An artist’s skill depends on carefully attending to the
beauty of the present moment； taking everything down to the minutest detail
seriously while； at the same time； stepping back from the world； which takes
itself too seriously； and as if looking into a mirror； allowing for the distance
and eloquence of a jest。
Accordingly； upon their asking； I said that； yes； when the Erzurumis began
their raid； there was； as on most evenings； a crowd of about forty in the
coffeehouse； which included； besides myself； Olive； Nas？r the Limner； Jemal the
calligrapher； two young assistant illustrators； the young calligraphers who were
now spending their days and nights with them； Rahmi the apprentice of
unsurpassed beauty； other handsome novices； six or seven men belonging to
the lot of poets； drunks； hashish addicts and dervishes and others who
cunningly charmed the proprietor into allowing them to join this mirthful
and witty group。 I explained how confusion reigned as soon as the raid began。
When the crowd of onlookers gathered by the proprietor for some bawdy
entertainment began to leave in a panic； no one thought to mount a defense
of the establishment or of the poor old storyteller dressed as a woman。 Did I
grieve over this calamity？ “Yes！ I； Mustafa the Painter； also known as ”Stork；“
who have truly devoted my entire life to illumination； find it necessary； each
night； to sit together with my artist brethren and converse； joke； ridicule； pay
pliments； recite poems and speak in innuendos；” I confessed； looking
directly into the eyes of dim…witted Butterfly； shrouded in the air of a plump；
moist…eyed boy plagued by envy。 Even as an apprentice； this Butterfly of ours；
whose eyes were still as lovely as a child’s； was a sensitive； fine…skinned beauty。
Again； upon their asking me； I described how on the second day that the
storyteller； may his soul find peace in Heaven； wandering the city and
neighborhoods began plying his trade in the coffeehouse； one of the
miniaturists； perhaps under the influence of coffee； hung a picture on the wall
to be amusing； the glib storyteller took notice and； as a joke of his own； began
a monologue as if he were the dog in the picture； which met with great
success； thenceforth； every night he continued to feature pictures drawn by the
master miniaturists and to tell witty tales they whispered into his ear。 Because
the jibes at the preacher from Erzurum at once exhilarated the artists； who
lived in terror of the preacher’s wrath； and drew more customers to the
coffeehouse； the proprietor from Edirne encouraged the performances。
They asked me my interpretation of the pictures the storyteller hung up
behind himself each night； the ones they found during their raid of brother
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Olive’s empty house。 I explained that there was no need for interpretation
because the proprietor； like Olive himself； was a begging； thieving； wild wretch
of a Kalenderi dervish。 The simple…minded Elegant Effendi； terrified of Hoja
Effendi’s exhortations； and especially of his fire…and…brimstone Friday
sermons； must’ve plained of them to the Erzurumis。 Or even more
probable； when Elegant warned them to stop in their mischief； the proprietor
and Olive； both of the same temperament； conspired to cruelly do away with
the ill…fated gilder。 The Erzurumis； incited by Elegant’s murder； and perhaps
because Elegant Effendi had described Enishte’s book to them； held Enishte
responsible for the murder and killed him； and； they must’ve raided the
coffeehouse to plete their revenge。
How much attention were chubby Butterfly and grave Black （he was like a
ghost） paying to what I said as they ransacked my possessions； gleefully lifting
every lid and leaving not a stone unturned？ When they came across my boots；
armor and bellished walnut trunk； a look of envy
blossomed on Butterfly’s childish face； and I once again declared what
everybody already knew quite well。 I was the first Muslim illustrator to set out
on campaign with the army and the first to carefully study and depict what I’d
witnessed in various victory Chronicles—the firing of cannon； the towers of
enemy castles； the colors of infidel soldiers’ uniforms； the sprawl of corpses；
the piles of severed heads along riverbanks and the order and charge of
armored cavalry！
When Butterfly asked me to show him how I donned my armor； I forthwith
and without embarrassment took off my overshirt； my black rabbit…fur…lined
undershirt； my trousers and my underwear。 Pleased with the way they
watched me by the light of the stove； I pulled on my clean long underwear； the
thick shirt of red broadcloth worn